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Posted by Lord Crump Mar 31 2013 13:54 GMT
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Super-Claus
no thanks
Fortran
I think it's cool but not something I'd be interested in.

Posted by Lord Crump Feb 27 2013 23:48 GMT
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Penguin PornAce
10/10
Fortran
crump since nas and dwarf left are you gonna make a funeral comic?
Posted by Lord Crump Mar 20 2013 01:16 GMT
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hero of time
Its alphabet soup
Penguin PornAce

Posted by Lord Crump Mar 14 2013 02:08 GMT
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Fallen Shade


Posted by Lord Crump Mar 01 2013 01:58 GMT
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It all started when the wandering King of the Mountain, TheDwarfyDwarfDwarf, joined Digibutter with the intent of spreading his dwarven wisdom. However, Fortran, the Deceiver, and one of the Four Great Adversaries of Digibutter, saw this as an oppurtunity to trick the dwarven king into serving him. Promising the dwarven king riches of untold magnitude, TheDwarfyDwarfDwarf pledged his name in servitude to Fortran. However, this newfound shift in Digibutter's balance of power caught the attention of Crump, the Trickster. Crump revealed himself as the President of Digibutter, for he had once been in a position of great power in these fair lands, and told TheDwarfyDwarfDwarf to follow him instead.

TheDwarfyDwarfDwarf was now caught in a conflict between two great and highly powerful forces; however, in the midst of all of it, his eyes fell upon a fair maiden, known only as Nas. Unbenkowst to him, Nas's hand was already taken by the knight known as Goron Mask, and he proceeded to flirt with the fair maiden, to her disgust. The Trickster, however, delighted in this, and proceeded to reveal a possible future to the citizenry of Digibutter: one in which Nas and Dwarf became one. This infuriated the knight known as Goron, who turned to the dark and dreadful powers of destruction to let the land know his wrath. Digibutter was not completely destroyed, but due to his actions, it will never be the same again.

In the aftermath of his rage, Digibutter has become Dwarfbutter. Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go.

Fallen Shade

What the *crag* did you just *crag*ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *crag* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *crag*ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, *crag*er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *crag*ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *crag*ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *crag*ing dead, kiddo.

darkz
lol son u are BUTT. ANGRY.
you're like the sun, if the sun was made out of asshurt idiot. I bet when your mom spaned you at night you tried to grab the switch but she hit u harder and oh boy did you get good and furious, then you went to your room with no dinner and killed your hamster. it's pathetic how outrageous you are.
your face probably looks red and plump like a baby's ass, be careful and don't smother in all the sweat dripping from your bipolar anus. you are having a temper thunderstorm. it's like the devil stuck a spoon in the top of your head and stirred up a hurricane of resentment, you used to just be a regular bottom but now you are a FULL GAY POWER BOTTOM. so *crag*ing mad. lay off the peanut butthurt and jelly sandwiches, you might get too mad at your fat and have a billigerent animosity heart attack.
in short, you have been COLON MURDERED
deal with it you anal-restrained bitchopottamus, or go cry into your daddy's tit as he tells u bedtime stories of hatred. you are literally dumb, everything you post is balls out livid. go squeeze a stress ball before you kill somebody. I've never seen somebody so rectally steamed since you fell off a perturbed cactus into the frustrated sand.
you are to emotional rampage what whitney houston is to crack cocaine. the president of the united states has delegated unto u the department of homeland seriously offended. don't bust a gut trying to hold in that scream, I know you want to release torrents of caboose destruction upon the earth, but you caint because u r a prissy gaytarded faglet. kill yourself dude

Posted by Lord Crump Mar 09 2013 13:33 GMT
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Doopliss

Awww that's actually kind of sweet

Grievous

So basically you're stifling the opinions of several million people. And that's not rude or disrespectful either?


Posted by Lord Crump Mar 09 2013 04:40 GMT
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Nastasia
looks like youve lost some weight since your last post crump, good to see youre improving
keep it up

YouTube
Posted by Lord Crump Mar 09 2013 04:15 GMT
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Fallen Shade

Posted by Lord Crump Feb 28 2013 02:48 GMT
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Flar3
Crump I will *crag*ing smite you, mage classes are amazing.
Well, red mage sucks.
But magic classes in general are awesome.
Super-Claus
site was borked anyways
Posted by Lord Crump Mar 01 2013 02:19 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Awww I'm sure he would've found his way out without my assistance

Posted by Lord Crump Feb 27 2013 23:55 GMT
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May you all have a good dwarf

TheDwarfyDwarfDwarf
I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get here. And, uh... I love you all. Thank you. Goodnight. (Lord Crump is a comedy genius).

Posted by Lord Crump Feb 27 2013 05:20 GMT
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Don't listen to Fortran; he's a schmuck. I'm the REAL brains behind this operation; I am Lord Crump, the official President of Digibutter. Just look at the old Digibutter archives (You may have to look up "President Cid" because I had a name change for a while). I think my Vice President was Goomba or someone. I was responsible for making like two or three people mods at old Digi, and I can make YOU a mod as well... if you pledge allegiance to me, of course.

Nastasia
i already revealed the truth, youre pretty dumb for trying the same trick
Super-Claus
I hereby submit my impeachment of President Cid

Posted by Lord Crump Feb 27 2013 05:58 GMT
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Fortran
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dwarfy's comment on nas
Fallen Shade

Awwww hell naaaaaw


Posted by Lord Crump Feb 09 2013 04:35 GMT
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d that the napkin was covered in cum. she got cum all over her face. but the truth--the hideous, disgusting reality--was that this was not just cum, but bio-mutant weapon cum, manufactured by the government to spread AIDs across the populace. nevertheless, jill, disgusted with her newly-found white-snowtop face, grabbed a washcloth and washed her face. she was safe from the AIDs... for now. soon, a robo-terminator busted through the door, ordering jill to hault and surrender. thinking fast, she grabbed the muffalus-snuffin gun and shot the robo-terminator twenty-three times in the pelvis, causing the robo-terminator to activate its self-destruct sequence. jill escaped from the fireball her house had become, only to discover a newspaper on the ground declaring that a mysterious global conspiracy was about to unleash an army of genetically-enhanced hyper-sasquatches upon the state of lousiana. arming up in her super-powered super-suit, she walked along the trail of indefinite hyper-crystallium stars to the lousinaa refuge of seragus-prime number eighty five.

Kerosena
sorrey wot??
Penguin PornAce

Posted by Lord Crump Jan 16 2013 04:40 GMT
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Nastasia
crump get help it is not healthy to get drunk like this every night
Grievous

Think of all the nude photos that people will take of you and post on the internet

Posted by Lord Crump Oct 30 2011 20:52 GMT
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Popple
Not Sonic.
Grievous

Hey guys
The CDi says hello.

Posted by Lord Crump Sep 10 2009 12:59 GMT
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Qwerty
puma there was
Super-Claus
all those vets