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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 09 2011 19:17 GMT
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Tails Doll

Rarity isn't amused either.

FrozenWinters
I lasted for 7s of narration.
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 08 2011 21:34 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
Mostly because of his tongue.
Super-Claus
that and the fact that zelda gets eaten by a *crag*ing whale

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 08 2011 06:09 GMT
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Get 'em while its hot. Shit won't be open for long.

Viddd
looks like it's done now

YouTube
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 08 2011 05:23 GMT
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darkz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCKLJGLENs


Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 07 2011 04:50 GMT
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Game

RaveRaze: OKAY DIGIBUTTER HERES WHAT WERE GONNA DO TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS

 

RaveRaze: WERE GONNA MIX TOGETHER MINESWEEPER SODUKO SOLITAIRE AND SCRABBLE TOGETHER AND MAKE AN IPHONE APP

 

Katie Admin: I am storyline expert

 

 

Katie Admin: You play as Michael Sumners and he is a butler. You would never expect to play as a butler. But then it turns out he may be the prince? So you have to go on a journey with your talking dog companion

Katie Admin: the dog is actually a dinosaur

 

Katie Admin: but everyone just humors you

 

Katie Admin: in the end you go to America and it turns out you were are NOT the prince

 

Katie Admin: in fact you were NEVER a butler at all!

 

Katie Admin: you were a homeless man who had managed to deceive himself into believing a false reality.

 

Katie Admin: The dinosaurdog is actually your dead wife you you have been carrying around the entire time.

 

Katie Admin: The child you meet at the beginning of the game is in fact the ghost of your own child who you murdered and raped

 

Katie Admin: The final boss is Trivial Pursuit

 

Katie Admin: in space

 

Katie Admin: with lazars

 

RaveRaze: And hookers

 

Katie Admin: Lots of hookers

 

RaveRaze: Yeah Hookers

 

Katie Admin: Alien hookers?

Katie Admin: With foreign STDs

 

RaveRaze: Some

 

RaveRaze: Not all

 

Katie Admin: You don't even know what yoou got but AIDS aint got nothin on it

 

Katie Admin: these STDs give you genital warts

 

 

Katie Admin: on your face

 

Katie Admin: your face becomes a ballsack

 

Katie Admin: it is representative of repressed sexual desires for your mother

 

RaveRaze: We should switch it around and make it a dude with an electra complex

 

Katie Admin: But if he has an Elektra complex would he go for the foreign tang?

 

RaveRaze: Yes because of the drugs

 

Katie Admin: The ALIEN drugs

 

Katie Admin: they effect organs we don't even know we have!

 

RaveRaze: Like the 4th penis?

 

Katie Admin: Essentially

 

Katie Admin: I just had an interesting idea for a gameplay element

 

Katie Admin: what if you had different flavors of jejlly beans

 

Katie Admin: and you can feed them to your dog

 

Katie Admin: for various effects

 

RaveRaze: Also you start off as a cyborg who cant use all of his robotic parts yet

 

Katie Admin: like the Rice Krispy Bean would turn him into a wardrobe? Full of expensive fabrics?

 

RaveRaze: but as you progress you gain augmentation points that allow you to upgrade yourself

 

RaveRaze: But to win you must break your Iphone

 

RaveRaze: As its the only way to start cutting yourself away from society

 

RaveRaze: as the true end game starts deep within the appalachin forests

 

RaveRaze: We are so gonna win best game Soundtrack 2013

 

Katie Admin: And the Krispy Kream Bean can turn your dog into an Electic Chair! You can trick your enemies into sitting in it because it looks really comoftable

 

Katie Admin: And do you think we can get sponsored by Bed Bath and Beyond if we model the chair after one of their chairs?

 

RaveRaze: We take a tape recorder into the woods and record ambient sounds and put that in the game

 

RaveRaze: No no no lets go with Ikea

 

Katie Admin: Of course! The Swedish are VERY generous people!

 

Katie Admin: Remember fight club?

 

Katie Admin: We should make one of the characters YOU

 

Katie Admin: but you don't know its you

 

Katie Admin: so you beat eachother up in the parking lot!

 

Katie Admin: and thats how you learn back gammon techniques

 

RaveRaze: But then the ship hits an iceberg and starts sinking so you have to fight off the children and elderly to keep a lifeboat to yourself

 

Katie Admin: Yes yes yes

 

Katie Admin: But the boat is a time traveling boat

 

Katie Admin: and you infact stopped your past self from getting on the boat!

 

msn: there should be a driving part

 

Katie Admin: Meaning you now have to pay not only YOUR parking tickets but ALSO your non existant past self's parking tickets!

 

Katie Admin: Because you can't pay your parking tickets if you DROWN

 

Katie Admin: Which reminds me there is a very innovative parking ticket system

 

RaveRaze: THIS IS PURE GENIUS

 

Popple: k

 

RaveRaze: horsecocks

 

 

 

 

weedlord bonerhitler
KATIE ADMIN OF DIGIBUTTER.NERR.BIZ says: it is a beautifully crafted adventure full of many twists and turns
post-modern in nature
and yet it is close to our hearts
: we all understand the struggles that Michael Sumners goes through in his life
and we all strive to not royally *crag* up in the way he does continually
but when it comes down to it is it really Michael's fault for his *crag*ups? OR does it fall in the hands of The Gamer?
11/10
Francis
id buy that for 99 cents
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 08 2011 01:20 GMT
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Popple
We have to go to a new channel now.
Good job fat ass.
weedlord bonerhitler
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 08 2011 00:45 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
im banned if that wasn't clear
Viddd
unbanned: may take up to 10 minutes for it to take effect
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 08 2011 00:40 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
also whenever hardcore spam starts to happen REACTIVATE *CRAG*ING AUTOBAN TEMPORARILY
weedlord bonerhitler
msn doesn't even want to be a mod
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 07 2011 18:06 GMT
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MM
or PSV
weedlord bonerhitler
PSV doesn't sound nearly as good as NGP though. ending in V makes it sound all aggressive and shit. P is a very nonthreatening letter.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 06 2011 03:09 GMT
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he's a *crag*in dimwit i mean dimfish? hahahaha noway man a fish is way less dim than you LOL


throw in Nas too cuz she sucks

weedlord bonerhitler

nevermind spare Nas she banned dim. SHE IS A SAVIOR

Super-Claus
ILU2 flavs

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 05 2011 20:10 GMT
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Viddd
the best

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 05 2011 02:00 GMT
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8gb not 4gb

 

don't even say that that isn't necesary I want 8gb ram

MM

FrozenWinters
Why the hell do you want a MAC?

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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 04 2011 20:19 GMT
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though believe me that is not accurately portrayed in this video at all

Fallen Shade
The best part was that he was wearing a *crag*ing Canada shirt, that is great
Super-Claus
Anaconda 4: Latino Frenzy

YouTube
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 04 2011 18:49 GMT
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Nastasia
...why did this just happen
Fallen Shade
I demand to see life's manager
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 04 2011 16:25 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
automatically make the word faggot rainbow quf and all caps
Super-Claus
this would be amazing

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 04 2011 00:37 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
CANON: Gamzee is killing the horrorterrors (listen to the end of Squiddles the Movie Trailer)
Tails Doll
yes

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 03 2011 18:18 GMT
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Literarily speaking, what might be derived from the notion of a being composed of other beings, a bird, say, made up of birds? Thus formulated, the problem appears to allow for merely trivial, if not actively unpleasant, solutions. One might suppose its possibilities to have been exhausted by the multiply feathered, eyed, tongued, and eared "monstrum horrendum ingens" [vast horrible monster] that personifies Fame (or Scandal or Rumor) in Book IV of the Aeneid, or that strange king made of men who occupies the frontispiece of the Leviathan, armed with sword and staff. Francis Bacon (Essays, 1625) praised the first of these images; Chaucer and Shakespeare imitated it; no one, today, considers it any better than the "beast Acheron" who, according to the fifty-odd manuscripts of the Visio Tundali, stores sinners in the roundness of its belly, where they are tormented by dogs, bears, lions, wolves, and vipers.

weedlord bonerhitler
In the abstract, the concept of a being composed of other beings does not appear promising: yet, in incredible fashion, one of the most memorable figures of Western literature, and another of Eastern literature, correspond to it. The purpose of this brief note is to describe these marvelous fictions, one conceived in Italy, the other in Nishapur.
weedlord bonerhitler

The first is in Canto XVIII of the Paradiso. In his journey through the concentric heavens, Dante observes a greater happiness in Beatrice's eyes and greater power in her beauty, and realizes that they ahve ascended from the ruddy heaven of Mars to the heaven of Jupiter. In the broader arc of this sphere, where the light is white, celestial creatures sing and fy, successively forming the letters of the phrase DILIGITE IUSTITIAM and the shape of an eagle's head, not copied from earthly eagles, of course, but directly manufactured by the Spirit. Then the whole of the eagle shines forth: it is composed of thousands of just kings. An unmistakable symbol of Empire, it speaks with a single voice, and says "I" rather than "we" (Paradiso XIX 11). An ancient problem vexed Dante's conscience: Is it not unjust of God to damn, for lack of faith, a man of exemplary life who was born on the bank of the Indus and could know nothing of Jesus? The Eagle answers with the obscurity appropriate to a divine revelation: it censures such foolhardy questioning, repeats that faith in the Redeemer is indispensable, and suggests that God may hae instilled this faith in certain virtuos pagans. It avers that among the blessed are the Emperor Trajan and Ripheus the Trojan, the former having lived just after and the latter before the cross. (Though resplentdent in the fourteenth century, the Eagle's appearance is less effective in the twentieth, which generally reserves glowing eagles and tall, fiery letters for commercial propoganda. CF. Chesterton, What I Saw in America, 1922.)


Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 01 2011 21:18 GMT in Dungeons & Dragons
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Popple wanted me to make this apparently?

Anyways, this isn't actually character sheets or any of that shit. Popple should make that topic not me.

This is just if you are interested and willing to invest TIME into this shit. You would HAVE to invest time into it.

Slim
I will take heed of my father's roots and dare the dungeons
Tails Doll
yes

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler May 29 2011 02:14 GMT
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big info post coming soon

for now here's the basic shit

*crag*ing download Maplestory

All characters on Broa. we might move onto Bellocan at some point but for now everything is going to be Broa

If you want to protroll then make a Mechanic (resistance)

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 01 2011 02:37 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Wait it got changed? The *crag*?
Fortran
That show is still going?

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler May 29 2011 01:34 GMT
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Once again, shit has come up.

 

BUT DON't WORRY, THE DAY WILL COME AND WE WILl RISE UP AGAINST OUR ROBOTIC OPRES-

wait no not at all

There will be double streams this week. One on Monday and one on Wednesday.

there thats short and simple

Popple
I'm streaming *crag* you.
Fallen Shade
10/10

YouTube
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler May 25 2011 21:29 GMT
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Super-Claus
why are they are still making these
Super-Claus
dat watermelon