Okay you *crag*ers, if we are gonna do this then you need to learn Flash.
So listen up, this shit is pretty simple when it really gets down to it, an 8 year old could do this shit, so keep up.
Step 1: GET FLASH. Preferably CS3, CS4, or CS5, but even 8 would probably be good enough.
Step 2: This tutorial is OLD AS HELL but it gets the basic concept of frames and symbols across well enough.
Step 3: This tutorial has some more advanced shit in it's "Art & Design" section that might be helpful.
Step 4: Use *crag*ing Google. Seriously. If you need help with something, hesitate to ask me unless Google doesn't have the answer. Because it does.
Step 5: Just mess around with the program. You will learn more by actually animating, and even watching other animate, than you will spilling over tutorials for hours on end.
If a *crag*ing 13 year old weeaboo can get *crag*ing Daily First on Newgrounds than you fags should be able to put together a small clip for this thing at the very least.
No go.
Learn.