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A Seinfeld Season 1 DVD Boxset In Time

On a negative and horrendious morning, Fortran sat somewhere off the coast of the jersey shore watching Watamote and masturbating. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His entire body ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Doopress to love someone with an angry everything?

Using their disfigured hands, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a probably false incorrect old computer found outside with an active hornet's nest in it, all on a summer's day. I wish my Doopress would touch me, in her own tired way..."

"Do you?" Doopress sat down beside Fortran and put her hand on Fortran's feces. "I think that could be arranged."

Fortran gasped with extreme difficulty and frustration. "But what about my angry everything?"

"I like it," Doopress said with just enough willpower. "I think it's blessed by the name of our one and only savior Jesus Christ."

They came together and their kiss was like a youtube comment from 2007.

"I love you," Fortran said angrily.

"I love you too," Doopress replied and touched him.

They bought a Francis, moved in together, and lived horribly ever after.

A friend and I made an alternative to Firefox's about:newtab. It also works in Chrome, too.

It comes with the pic of konata but you can remove it. Also you can just get a really basic version from my friend's github. The background comes with an .xcf if you want to change it (why would you?)

I'm actually not sure why anyone would use it, it's not as friendly as about:newtab at all since you have to manually put links and screenshot in the code. But it's fun to hack if you know JavaScript.

Highly advanced and accurate AI recreation of nas' intelligence. Written in Common Lisp and requires a lisp impimentation to run, try CLisp.

What's on your mind?

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Don't listen to Crump, he's a notorious troll and elite hacker and whenever I ban him he takes out all my matrixes and unbanns himself. He's no good and only wants to use you. I, the lawful and good Imperial Wizard of Digibutter promises all the ponies and slice of life anime your heart can desire if you stay within my ranks as a loyal member of the bitlands, and whatever you do, do not be swayed by crumpuses promises of dwarven things, for all he has to give is misery.

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http://game-editor.com/Main_Page

It's like Game Maker and RPG Maker combined, and it's free (gatris and libre).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQaAGmHNn9s

JAVASCRIPT TUTORIAL

JUST WATCH IT ALREADY YOU DOLTS *CRAG*

I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING STOP ASKING ME

Claus is not what you believe he is, nor is he even what our mortal minds can comprehend. Claus is actually an acient spectural entity that is said to be older than Time itself and something even Death fears. HE was the one who killed Francis, bringing him to his otherworldly hellishish Dungeon World and entrapping him for eternity, and replacing him with a demonic slave. I have proof of this, I have several images of him running over a mailbox and not stopping. For only my powers alone can keep him from consuming the enire universe, but my powers will weaken more and more as new people come to digi. So I must ask you all to leave at once, lest you destroy all our very souls.

Silent Hill Homecoming sucks more than I thought

Claus is a liar and a faker, I have the legal papers signed by Francis himself that prove that I am the Supreme Moarch and Imperial Wizard of Digibutter. I not only have the ability to suggest Francis to things but I am also an Imperial Wizrad so I can curse those who anger me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b3Aqw6hB4A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1VOEnDhhc

digibutter *crag*ing sucks

this is a meme now because i spam it in chat so everyone post it now and make it a smilie in cbox