Much better than systema and darkz
Nathan (me) : Hey christian.
Christian: sup
Nathan: How come you're gay?
Christian: im not
Nathan: IT'S OKAY MAN NO NEED TO FEEL OVERPROTECTIVE
Nathan: Then what happened last night?
Christian: OH GOD I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A WART ON MY PENIS AND I THINK I HAVE AIDS
Nathan: bro, I was just joking around.
Christian: so i dont have aids?
Nathan: Dunno, you tell me.
Christian has disconnected.
Bonus:
Nathan: I WANNA BE
Nathan: THE VERY BEST
Victoria: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
Nathan: DUN DUN DUN
Nathan: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
Victoria: DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS
Nathan: wat