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Jeremy Paxman is a Buffoon of the Highest Order

Posted by MattTheSpratt Jan 06 2010 21:47 GMT

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two consecutive victories

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JESUS *CRAG*ING CHRIST.

Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 28 2009 01:47 GMT

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*crag* me sideways, this is an amazing demo. Sprite rotation, compression effects, even a orgy of chiptune awesome.

Not bad for an 8-bit computer with 128k of memory.

EDIT: Shit gets real at 1:49.

EDIT 2: Well, vomit up a 9 iron and call me Magdeleine, this was coded in 1997!?

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I watched until 1:49.

I did not see any fecal matter materialize...

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ITT: Post your Minecraft name

Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 27 2009 20:10 GMT

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(and whether or not you bought it)

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Brem. I bought it.

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Rage Against The Machines' "Killing In The Name" is this years' Christmas number 1.

Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 21 2009 13:36 GMT

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Best *crag*ing Christmas ever.

despite their "leftist," "communist" views, they're making millions of dollars selling their albums world wide.
They defend themselves by arguing that in order to spread their message through a capitalist system, they need to operate with a capitalist currency, despite piracy being rampant; they could virtually distribute their music for free and the same amount of people would still here them.
That is true hypocrisy, and goes to show that no real "leftist" is "leftist." A fair amount of capitalism and market competition will always need to exist for a healthy economy; neither extreme is a good thing

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*crag* you and your shitty music

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This guy is developing a game called Merry Gear Solid 2.

Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 17 2009 16:03 GMT

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superfundungeonrun.com

Yes.

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So how are you spending Christmas?

Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 14 2009 22:20 GMT

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Visiting relatives, going on holiday, just anything you might be doing over the Yuletide season.

My Grandma came over here for christmas. Dunno what I'll be doing.

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Visiting mah relatives all the way out in Nevada

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yeah Matt here's the videos you requested and shit

Posted by MM Dec 14 2009 01:02 GMT

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megaupload.com

Anyone who is not a "Spratt" ignore this toast.

why did you uncheck the private box then?

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it's fun calling out people in public

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Shitting In The 1940s

Posted by MattTheSpratt Nov 28 2009 18:41 GMT

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(have I posted this before?)

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Anyone remember this?

Posted by MattTheSpratt Nov 22 2009 20:42 GMT

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Ode to Minions

Posted by MattTheSpratt Nov 22 2009 19:07 GMT

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Final boss of YouTube.

Posted by MattTheSpratt Nov 19 2009 21:56 GMT

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The shorter version is better

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IT'S TEA TIME BITCHES

Posted by MattTheSpratt Nov 12 2009 21:38 GMT

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EARL GREY WITH A SLICE OF *CRAG*ING LEMON

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cheeri-*crag*ing-O

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Science Is Interesting

Posted by MattTheSpratt Nov 07 2009 12:12 GMT

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And if you don't agree, you can *crag* off.

The speed rapping reminded me of that one boss battle from Einhander.

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Mmm.

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Suddenly, really *crag*ing good soundtrack.

Posted by MattTheSpratt Nov 05 2009 20:51 GMT

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Einhander > this

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Einhander > or = this

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Mega Busters 'N' Roses - Mr Bitstone

Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 27 2009 23:46 GMT

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Follin Friday: Rock N' Roll Racing (Super Nintendo)

Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 23 2009 18:36 GMT

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Bet you weren't expecting that. I won't beat about the bush, as there really isn't much arrangement or deviation in these conversions of classic rock tracks, but Tim did a sweet job of bringing them to the SNES.

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Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of: Renegade 3: The Final Chapter (ZX Spectrum)

Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 22 2009 19:26 GMT

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British people pay for thier godly accents with being ass ugly.
The people in this video are ass ugly.

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Follin Friday - Bionic Commando (C64)

Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 16 2009 20:22 GMT

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Now here's the Bionic Commando you didn't hear. Tim's arrangement made the game feel more intense and urgent. The home computer ports were based on the mildly succesful arcade version. Tracklist: - Title Screen - End Of Stage! - Game Over - No Idea - Danger! Keep Out! (Stage 1) - The Forefront (Stage 2) - Infiltration (Stage 3) - Control Tower (Stage 4) - Stop The Missile! (Stage 5) - What A Hero! (Game Clear)

Sounds like Sega gamegear. Hurts my ears.

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Keep listening, the music quality starts to skyrocket halfway through Danger! Keep Out!.
And The Forefront might be more than a bit familiar...

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Scary-ass Talking Piano Rig

Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 15 2009 13:37 GMT

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mommy make it stop D:

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NOW ONTO GUITARS RECITING THE EMANCIPATION PROCLIMATION

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Sequence 10.avi

Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 15 2009 21:18 GMT

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Follin Friday: Ghouls 'n' Ghosts (C64)

Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 09 2009 17:05 GMT

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Regarded by many as his best soundtrack, Tims' interpertation of the original music bring out a whole new subtlety previously unheard of in the arcade and Genesis versions. It's also worth mentioning that the first level theme is completely different and the rest of the tunes last significantly longer before looping. Tracklist: Video 1 - Intro Theme - No Idea - Continue - Take A Key To Come In! (stage clear) - Stage 1 - Stage 5 Video 2 - No Idea - Stage 2 - Stage 4 - Ending Theme - Stage 3 I apologise for the lack of order.

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Follin Friday: Chronos (ZX Spectrum) 48k

Posted by MattTheSpratt Sep 24 2009 23:51 GMT

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Probably the most impossible music to come out of a computer game, this 1-bit (yes, the Spectrum had only a simple 1-channel 10-octave "bleeper" to generate sound) intro theme literally set the target for Speccy sound designers to aim for. Shame the game itself is a bit vanilla.

Someone should remake it as not shit.

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Also, this was a budget title at £1.99, so crapness can be half-forgiven.

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