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Seriously I was having so much fun in there

assuming it lasts that long or the conservatives don't destroy the internet

SONIC GET THE *CRAG* OUT

Posted by banjo about 3 hours ago in Nastasia

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dunno, how would that one work out champ?

Reply by Shadeston about 3 hours ago

hmm im thinking we would have avatars and have a city and HQ what do think?

Reply by banjo about 3 hours ago

no

Reply by Nastasia about 3 hours ago

*crag* no we already did this once and francis is making us another tree house to play in so no we are not doing this

first of all we have tried making a digi game so many *crag*ing times and since there isn't a full one already the answer is no

second of all no

Reply by Imperial Wizard of Digibutter about 3 hours ago -

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Okay let me just whip one up in a Matrix-O-Matic. It makes games out of old socks.

Reply by Weeadoo about 3 hours ago

oooh what mood

Reply by banjo about 3 hours ago

y'know maybe i could give it a shot im good at creating games

Reply by banjo about 3 hours ago

What languages do you know and are you using an engine? You know how to do tail-call recursion right?

Reply by Weeadoo about 3 hours ago

what languages are you familiar with?  im still in the trial phase of it.

Reply by banjo about 3 hours ago

>good at making games

>doesn't know how to program

*crag* off kid gamemaker doesn't count as a damn game. at least learn to use visual basic studio man.

Reply by Imperial Wizard of Digibutter about 3 hours ago -

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I know C, Common Lisp, Python, and Forth. Trial phase of what?
And dim let's amuse him it'll be fun

Reply by Weeadoo about 3 hours ago

kid all you need is 2 classes of mandarin and you'll be making awesome games in no time

Reply by Ph1r3 about 3 hours ago

FINE

Reply by banjo about 3 hours ago

alright alright I needed something to do anyways. ASSUMING by trial phase he means he's using the in-software tutorial for GML (the language used by the game maker "engine" versions 3-8), we would have to find him some scratch tutorials on visual basic AT THE LEAST in order to make a server base game. I would suggest browser based java platform in my personal opinion, just becuase of how widespread it is, but that is a very high level language on the learning scale, far beyond what most are capable at the age of nine.
ALSO "one more time?"
ONE
MORE
GOD DAMMED
TIME?
This hasn't just happened like 2 or three times, this is like a yearly *crag*ing occurrence, hell I'd even say it happens every few months...
I've contributed more than my fair share of hours into making games for this site, none of which ever got finished.

Reply by Imperial Wizard of Digibutter about 3 hours ago -

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And I would suggest Clojure rather than JavaScript as you'd only have to write about 1/3rd the code and it would be a lot more maintainable. But who the *crag* am I kidding banjo doesn't even know what Functional programming is, much less what Lisp is.

Reply by Weeadoo about 3 hours ago

well lets finish it this time.  you sound like you really know your stuff.and let me help

Reply by banjo about 3 hours ago

Yeah I can help. But before you do you need to pass a test, write a simple Cat program in Mandarin for me.

Reply by Weeadoo about 3 hours ago

actually yeah sure, lets do it this time. we have enough people. we actually could do it in mandarin, given how flexible and widely used it is, I'm sure there is a good platform to load it on. Heck over 1 billion people use it, I don't see how there couldn't be.

Reply by Imperial Wizard of Digibutter about 3 hours ago -

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i will inform francis about this

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

when do we start?

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

I made a manderin hello world

Reply by Weeadoo about 2 hours ago

not too shabby

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

when do we start creating the game?

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

you know manderin, right? You can start, we'll follow along after you make some of the core engine components and add on from there.

Reply by Weeadoo about 2 hours ago

hmmm first give me the low down

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

first i need to know how to create the core engine comeponents

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

then the rest will bounce

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

low down on what? Like I said, just start, we'll follow along after you get some stuff up like graphics processing and map support. Unless you want to use an engine instead. I'll look for one if you rather that.

Reply by Weeadoo about 2 hours ago

ill use a map of the city and stuff  just tell me how to create the core engine and componets

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

no no no, we have faith in your abilities man, after all you did say you knew it. I wonder why I can't see the messages though? probably just a glitch in the site, you know digibutter, always glitching.

Reply by Imperial Wizard of Digibutter about 2 hours ago -

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What do you mean "tell you"? You said you know manderin, go ahead and make them! It should be a simple as legos.

Reply by Weeadoo about 2 hours ago

sorry my aunt is writing that

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

she always  writes stuff i dont know

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

is she writing that too? because your writing style hasn't changed.

Reply by Weeadoo about 2 hours ago

dude she writes just like me

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

auntie banjo you're a homo

Reply by Ph1r3 about 2 hours ago

she writes that to get me angry

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

Okay, so then, do you, Mr. Banjo, know Manderin? Because if you don't this game will go nowhere.

Reply by Weeadoo about 2 hours ago

backpedal faster banjo

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i dont see why we need manderin

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

why do we?

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

???

Reply by banjo about 2 hours ago

Here banjo *pfft* maybe you can get started with this game maker written in Manderin http://x86.bigchannel.org/ConsoleApplicati... Just install it and start making a map, that's it.

Reply by Weeadoo about 2 hours ago

Hey banjo don't leave us hanging, tell us when you installed it, it has a multiuser function so we can all make a map together.

Reply by Weeadoo about 2 hours ago

i dont think this kid knows how to program at all if he's at the age where his parents/aunts/uncles type on his computer on his account

Reply by Nastasia about an hour ago

you also have to take into account he can't *crag*ing even download counterstrike

Reply by Nastasia about an hour ago

i cant download it

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

oh well I guess we can't make the game then, we need you to do it after all.

Reply by Weeadoo about an hour ago

dont you have something else?

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

i mean cant you start? i'll show you my ideas for the map

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

I thought banjo was going to make us a game? I guess he's lying to us. We have another reason to hate you banjo, UNLESS you download that game maker, then we'd all love you and be your friends. We'd even help you.
but i guess its back to hating banjo forever.

Reply by Flar3 Luigi about an hour ago

You need to do it. Check your Downloads folder, maybe it's in there.

Reply by Weeadoo about an hour ago

well dont you have something else my computer cant download that

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

it said it cant download because its not safe

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

Then tell it it is safe. Just mess with it. Cmon you need to do this. I use that program, it's completely safe.

Reply by Weeadoo about an hour ago

i said run anyway its taking a long time

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

ok

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

its taking a long time

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

did you move or delete it?

Reply by banjo about an hour ago

Hey guys look I made a 3D model of digiHQ for our game guys

We make the best team

Reply by Imperial Wizard of Digibutter about an hour ago -

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No Banjo it's there. I can download it still. And that's great Claus! Connect to my server and we can make an apartment together!

Reply by Weeadoo 43 minutes ago

dude you moved or deleted it

Reply by banjo 43 minutes ago

I JUST redownloaded it, it works. Check your Downloads folder.

Reply by Weeadoo 41 minutes ago

nothing there

Reply by banjo 39 minutes ago

dude not working

Reply by banjo 37 minutes ago

Like I said, I downloaded it. You must be lying or something if you really don't want to help us. I guess we'll just make the game by ourselves and not let you join. If you really aren't lying, check your security settings or where your browser downloads things to or something.

Reply by Weeadoo 35 minutes ago

where are my security setting?

Reply by banjo 35 minutes ago

where are my security settings?

Reply by banjo 33 minutes ago

like I said first check whatever folder your browser downloads to. If you're using Windows 7, just search for something like "security" or "firewall" or anything like that.

Reply by Weeadoo 31 minutes ago

And yeah one thing you can try is shut off your firewall. And updates, shut off updates because they might make the program compatible.

Reply by Weeadoo 28 minutes ago

ok

Reply by banjo 26 minutes ago

i have a window 7 how do i turn off updates?

Reply by banjo 20 minutes ago

this topic
oh god, this topic

Reply by Viddd 18 minutes ago

Banjo, it's just "system settings" just look around in there, use the search bar, it's all really easy. Just mess with random settings.

Reply by Weeadoo 15 minutes ago

Also Banjo tell us what files are on your desktop

Reply by Weeadoo 10 minutes ago

It wont let me turn off the firewall  It is being controlled by Norton  Any suggestions?

Reply by banjo 9 minutes ago

turn Norton off. It doesn't really work anyway, I should know, I used it.

Reply by Weeadoo 8 minutes ago

The files on the desktop are the regular stuff like internet and control panel  nothing else 

Reply by banjo 7 minutes ago

The files on the desktop are the regular stuff like internet and control panel  nothing else 

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Oh yeah becuase thats *crag*ing stupid. The REASON we are working 60 hour weeks is becuase we need more income in the first place. All this would do is cut off half of our income for like 3 days off, and then give it to some poor guy who decides to take half of my job for the weekend. And that would just leave both of us worse off in the long run, becuase neither could progress without perpetually lessening the others work time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucSrG-wH4vM

chat logs lost unless nas feels like posting them if she didn't close the message box

This lead many inventive places

but saddly it ended very quickly because nas doesn't like to play along

heres what I could rummage from other chat logs:

Claus: NASTASIA MY LOVE

Claus: I NEED YOU

Claus: I HAVE ALWAYS NEEDED YOU

Claus: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

Nas: omg

Nas: dim shut the hell up

Claus: "ok wtf is going on"

Nas: Don't make me tell goron you're sexually harassing me

Claus: BUT HEAR ME OUT,

Nas: I will *crag*ing do it

Claus: WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES

Claus: I CAN SEE LOVE RESTRAINED

Nas: He will decide what to do with you

Claus: wait did meow spoil it

Claus he did didn't he

Claus: oh well

Claus: THAT DOESN'T CHANGE A THING

Claus: BECUASE I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU

Claus: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DOOOOOOO

Claus: YOU CAN't IGNORE YOUR FEELINGS FOREVER NAS

Claus: NAS

Claus: Nas?

(she had blocked me by this point)

And selling my cow for magic beans is a solid investment.

No but in all seriousness I like the idea of a drop in drop out multiplayer 3DS game

So happy the Wii U eShop will be available from day 1

State your thoughts on the current situations of the world and where you predict conflict is inevitable.

My guess is the un-ended korean war will recommence sooner or later (like in a decade or two) and then china and the US will both be hesitent to enter knowing neither of them can move without hurting the others economy, seeing as our co-dependence on eachother in every aspect of major industry except military.

gogogogogogo

Shadoo is only telling half the story...I am infact a being from outside of the realms of this universe's creation. Infact I no longer can remember the universe of my actual origin. And I did infact strike francis down, indirectly through those inhabitants of the state of West Virginia. But what he had refused to tell you is why I did all of this. For in actuality Shadoo is a being parallel to myself. He too acends from before the time that now never was. Several years ao at the equinox when Shadoo first took root in Digibutter.nerr, he cast a curse on Francis that would eventually grow to envelope his entire conciousness. Once this had fully taken effect Francis would make his way north, travel back in time to December 25 1990, and covertly assassinate Tim Berners-Lee. This action would change the face of history and the very foundations upon which the internet was built. I could not allow this to happen, and thus I had to strike down francis. I intended to simply make a cybernetic copy of him without the curse inside of him, but Shadoo caught wind of this, and soon took the mind of the new Francis. His reason for all the endevors he is now going through to prevent you from joining is becuase your usership is the source of his very weakness. Individuality of spirit and ideas are the very thing that can kill shadoo, which is why he despises everything. If he loses his source of power in Digibutter, he has lost his very roots. And like a tree torn from the ground, him and his evil exploits will come crashing down to a halt. Help me in my quest to prevent his evil scheme of destroying the immesive flow of free ideas and will created by the internet! Help me deafet Shadoo the Deceiver!

Shadoo the deciver has attempted to twist your minds once again, for a terrifying fact has gone un-noticed among the residents here at digibutter. Approxiamtley one year ago Francis left to go hiking through the entirety of the Appalachian mountains. He never actually returned. He was mauled by some hicks out in west virginia on his way through the platue and die on that very day. The user that now operates under the name francis is none other than a robot created by shadoo! Do not believe his lies!  That faker simply wishes to turn your minds unto that of the unwelcome! And his simple magic is nothing compared to my ture imperial wizardry!

Welcome one and all, don't pay attention to shadoo he just hates everything. Don't shit all over the boards the way we do and we'll get along just fine. This is the real Imperial Wizard of Digibutter speaking, not that faker shadoo.

No but stay out of our forum if you are going to RP, we already did this "herp derp mawioooo" shit a while back and we have no need to do it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWEyJjNX4gA

Oh well the joke may be corny but the funniest bit was the comatose faces of the republicans.