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Posted by Kotaku Feb 17 2011 00:20 GMT

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#teamfortress2 Shaylyn "ChemicalAlia" Hamm releases her latest gender-swapping creation for Team Fortress 2, the female Spy. Hamm's already released more feminine version's of TF2's Medic and Heavy classes, complete with replacement sound packs, a series we hope continues. More »

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tf2 beta detonator flarejumping

Posted by Viddd Feb 15 2011 23:32 GMT

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pyro just became fun to play as

(ps the guy kinda sucks at flarejumpin', i've seen a lot higher jumps)

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I knew there was a reason I played as the Pyro.

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It's Monday.

Posted by Valve Feb 15 2011 01:00 GMT

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As if we could keep this from you. We tried to but then quickly realized we're not very good at keeping secrets. Case in point, this whole sing along episode. On with the community updates:

United Kingdom Community Servers is running a Knockout Cup in the Highlander format. Rules can be found here. Spectators should head over to TF2 TV to check out the action. Live. That's right. Live. As in when it happens. Like a news cast. Except better. There's rockets.
ESL is doing a 128 slot 1 on 1 Scout Cup. Two weeks left for signups! As if that wasn't enough, there's prizes for the top three! Be sure to grab the custom map for the contest as well.
SlienceMaster's username suddenly becomes forgivable once you realize he's made this fancy hat. It certainly looks like the Voodoo Juju. Probably will need to confiscate it to be sure. Perhaps we could setup a donation drive for him to buy a spellchecker.

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Team Fortress 2 Soldier figurine pre-orders open at Gaming Heads

Posted by Joystiq Feb 08 2011 08:00 GMT

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Gaming Heads' second Team Fortress 2 figurine will be the Soldier, as you may have gathered. Like the Heavy, the Soldier will deploy in both BLU and RED varieties -- a limited run of 300 with an inter-switchable Direct Hit accessory and a run of 750 without will ship in Q3 2011.

Oh, and of course neither will come cheap. The more limited version with the extra rocket launcher is an exorbitant $234.99, while the basic model is a slightly less exorbitant $219.99. Gaming Heads is currently taking pre-orders, if you're so inclined.

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Let's Get A Good Look At You, Team Fortress 2 Soldier

Posted by Kotaku Feb 07 2011 20:40 GMT

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#collectibles Team Fortress 2 maker Valve and expensive statue maker Gaming Heads are giving fans of video game collectibles more class in the form of the Soldier. He's the latest TF2 member to get a premium statue and he's quite handsome. More »

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From Hell

Posted by Valve Feb 03 2011 21:26 GMT

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Any time we have a tie-in promotion with another game, we'll send the TF mercs a package with all the new items in it (except Heavy, who lives in some remote log mansion in the Dzhugdzhur Mountains. We just mail it to the nearest Siberian town, and they dogsled it up to him eventually). This gives them a chance to get acquainted with the new weaponry, so they're not surprised when they show up back to work.

But when we sent out our latest promotion--Rift, the upcoming MMO from Trion Worlds--we were puzzled when Scout sent it back, unopened. We gave him a call.

"Hey, man," we said. "We were wondering why you hadn't opened--"

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Exclusive Rift Weapons Come to Team Fortress 2 Today

Posted by IGN Feb 03 2011 19:35 GMT

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Valve's Team Fortress 2 is about to be invaded by Rift, the upcoming MMO from Trion Worlds. Both companies announced today that Steam customers who pre-order Rift by March 1st will receive two ex ...

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Team Fortress 2 Freebies Packed Inside An Online Fantasy Game

Posted by Kotaku Feb 03 2011 18:00 GMT

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#preorderbonus There isn't much of a crossover audience between a first-person like Team Fortress 2 and the online role-playing game Rift, but that could change now that a Steam preorder of the MMO scores players exclusive content for both games. More »

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Team Fortress 2 Gets Even More Collectible

Posted by Kotaku Feb 03 2011 05:45 GMT

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Don't look now, but there's another Team Fortress 2 statue on the way. More »

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It Is Me, But Smaller!

Posted by Valve Feb 03 2011 00:32 GMT

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Eyes forward, you damp sacks of wet pants! In stark contrast to the usual garbage masquerading as news on this website, I am pleased to announce something actually noteworthy: I AM NOW AVAILABLE IN STATUE FORM.

Hello. This paragraph is a cool-down period so you can collect yourself before I continue.

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The Heavy Died With A Hammer In His Hand

Posted by Kotaku Jan 31 2011 08:30 GMT

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#screengrab The legend of John Henry meets the legend of Team Fortress 2. By Kristian Davidson. More »

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Indie Games' Character Exchanges Guaranteed With A Handshake

Posted by Kotaku Jan 28 2011 23:00 GMT

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#pc It started with a lunchtime brainstorm by the guys who make Monday Night Combat: Maybe Valve would like to do a Team Fortress crossover? That began a process that required all of a 15-minute drive and a handshake. More »

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Team Fortress 2 Does Its Best Dreamcast Impression

Posted by Kotaku Jan 27 2011 18:30 GMT

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#videos Space Channel 5 is a Dreamcast (and PS2) rhythm action game that had you controlling a sassy reporter through a series of dance-offs. It has absolutely nothing to do with multiplayer shooter Team Fortress 2. Until now. More »

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Monday Night Combat PC launched; includes TF2 crossover, 'Juice Bot'

Posted by Joystiq Jan 25 2011 15:41 GMT

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Monday Night Combat is embracing its PC launch with Team Fortress 2 crossover apparel and an homage to Penny Arcade. Uber has announced that purchases made by February 1 will grant access to crossover costumes from (and in) Team Fortress 2 and Monday Night Combat.

The PC version of MNC will also feature "Juicebot," a familiar robot who will share time with the game's regular big-headed Mascot and provide extra Juice upgrades and money to players. Of course, "Juicebot" is based on Penny Arcade's Fruit F*cker, a character which featured prominently in the defunct Penny Arcade Adventures games. The PC debut trailer featuring the costumes and robotic produce-molester can be found after the break.

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Monday Night Combat

Posted by Valve Jan 24 2011 21:10 GMT

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If you buy a copy of Monday Night Combat on Steam up until 10AM PST, February 1st, 2011, you'll get two batches of exclusive items. In MNC, you'll receive class-specific mods to make your classes look a bit more TF2-y. And over at Team Fortress, you'll get an MNC-branded hat that any class can wear, as well as a custom hat and outfit for the Scout.

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Look at me! Look at me!

Posted by Valve Jan 21 2011 19:12 GMT

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As if we'd let you languish without some updates from the community!

Wireplay is about to launch Season 8 with some new unlocks allowed. Check out their site for the full list.
TF2Maps.net has released a completely new theme pack this week dubbed the construction theme. Additionally there's a new arena map, "Hard Hat" that goes along with it showcasing the new assets. They also have an Asymmetry vs Symmetry control point mapping contest going on for good measure. Hopefully they don't take up blogging anytime, because that'd be really embarrassing for us.

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Everyone with Sticky Jumpers should start doing this

Posted by Fallen Shade Jan 19 2011 23:26 GMT

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OP.

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what the *crag* could they possibly do to this to make it even less match friendly, I mean seriously.

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Minecraft And Team Fortress 2 Is Like Comparing Weapons And Cows

Posted by Kotaku Jan 15 2011 19:00 GMT

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#screengrab Tuesday, a reader compared Minecraft and Farmville. Heresy! Would Team Fortress 2 be more apt? Both involve crafting, but where five cows equal one hat in Minecraft, the cost is more ridiculous in TF2. Very large infographic, by SplitScreen, inside. More »

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Team Fortress 2 Is Art

Posted by Kotaku Jan 12 2011 05:00 GMT

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#pc Art student Christopher Wyant found a novel way to exhibit his works for a university project: display them as objects in a game of Team Fortress 2. More »

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Have at 'em, lads!

Posted by Valve Jan 06 2011 23:18 GMT

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Couple of quick community updates:

The Pubs vs Pros Winter Wasteland is almost upon us. Once again, 6 pro TF2 players will take on a team of 9 pub players. With TGBF.tv doing the shoutcasting, it's sure to be an entertaining match. Head over to the event page to find out when and how you can catch it. You can also find more info in this forum thread. Good luck to all the players!
eXtelevision has also posted its coverage of ETF2L's Highlander Mix-up. If you haven't already, make sure you check out the Badwater and Granary matches.

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Back to the drawing board, genius!

Posted by Valve Jan 03 2011 22:06 GMT

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One of the requests we've gotten from community item contributors has been for an easier way to test their creations. We're pleased to announce that last friday's update included a beta version of our new item testing system. Some folks over at the Official TF2 Wiki have already found it and started documenting the system, but we wanted to provide some more information on what's there, and where we're going with it.

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oh sweet christ what is this

Posted by mariooooo Jan 02 2011 17:38 GMT

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bomar be hippin

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A sum up of what top scientist call "the 70's"

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Hug These, Love These Adorable Left 4 Dead 2 Zombies

Posted by Kotaku Dec 29 2010 20:00 GMT

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#clips The zombies are here! The zombies are here! More »

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oh look a serious tf2 video that doesn't involve SILLY FACES or WACKY NOISES

Posted by mariooooo Dec 23 2010 14:07 GMT

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I'm glad to see that the scout had a better Christmas.

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I look forward to that day pops

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Additional time has been awarded

Posted by Valve Dec 22 2010 23:36 GMT

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How I do love the holiday season. A time of year that makes the sweet things in life seem so much the sweeter. A time when ignoring the mournful cries of a litter of famished puppies provides the deep satisfaction of labored accomplishment. A time when delivering a sharp kick to the exposed shin of a desperate beggar takes on a certain character of charity. A time when sending one's witless minions repeatedly to their deaths at the hands of their equally witless enemies provides an unrivaled and noble joy.

So it is that in a fit of holiday induced discomposure I requested that Mr. Hale increase his shipments of weapons and equipment for exactly one week. Do not, my dear reader, interpret this as a sign of approval. Do not mistake me for thinking you worthy of this gift. I am merely attempting to ensure that you are properly equipped for the duties that you are required to fulfill as detailed in the contract that each of you signed. There are control points that need capturing, intelligence that needs recovering, and hats to be secured.

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Team Fortress 2 gets Medieval for (Australian) Christmas

Posted by Joystiq Dec 21 2010 06:00 GMT

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We know what you're thinking: "I always get medieval when I play TF2, son!" You're right, of course, but this post is referring to the new Medieval mode, in which the Red and Blu teams must storm a castle armed with primitive, brutal weapons. Team Fortress 2 will also be receiving some Christmas goodies or, more specifically, Australian Christmas related goodies.

The history of Australian Christmas is too long and violent to explain here, but suffice it to say that "festive crates" have been introduced into the game alongside "special keys" needed to unlock them. Several hats have been added to the in-game store as well, which is sort of festive, we guess. Finally, a new donation system has been put in place for community map makers, allowing them to receive donations for their creations. Now that's definitely in the Christmas spirit.

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Faggotree

Posted by Popple Dec 19 2010 23:53 GMT

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Faggotry

Posted by Fallen Shade Dec 19 2010 13:28 GMT

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Discuss how this is the "Avatar" of valve maps and puts melee battles to shame.

The "Avatar" of Valve maps?
So it's more of the same?

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That's an actual map in TF2 now? Whut?

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Team Fortress 2 Descends Into Medieval Madness For Holidays

Posted by Kotaku Dec 18 2010 03:00 GMT

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#valve Valve celebrates Australian Christmas the way our antipodean friends have done for hundreds of years—by releasing a new Team Fortress 2 update. This one's stuffed with 20 hats, new store items and the olde weapons-only "Medieval Mode." More »

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Aye! Me bottle o'scrumpy! Anon!

Posted by Valve Dec 17 2010 23:59 GMT

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You demanded a Holiday update, and by gad, you're going to get it and like it, pal. We've cooked up a fine feast of new weapons, garnished it with more headgear than you have heads, and left it simmering overnight in a new game mode. What are you waiting for?! Get over to the Update Page and chow down!

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