When I first learned of Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number’s existence, it was set to storm into our lives armed with nothing but a pool cue and the steely resolve of someone who’s died in the same room, like, 58 times in a row at the tail end of 2013. It is now the tail beginning of 2014, but still the storied hotline goes straight to the answering machine. So then, when will we finally get to feel deeply uncomfortable about gruesomely killing a whole mess of people again? Try mid-to-late 2014.

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