So I tapped it on its head and its face "unfurled," revealing it was scrunched up to look like a pug dog's face. As it unfurled, it took the shape of a sheep's head and finally a pit bull's head. But the pit bull's head was all wavy and wobbly and soft, like a soggy waffle, and it was lacking eyes, and bloody/fleshy strawberry milk-coloured liquid was oozing from its toothless jaw and its eyes, and it looked like it was about ready to collapse into a liquidy mess, so I went over and squished its head back to the compact pug dog-looking shape again