Bad news for the haters: We've spent the last hour absorbing ESL TV's Counter-Strike: Global Offensive footage from a recent Intel-sponsored competition. After watching the U.S. and Europe square off, we're in possession of all the sweet tips and kill tricks that will make us unstoppable when the game arrives.

... OK, OK, we suppose we can break a little something off for you, but keep it to yourself: When you see someone from the other team? Shoot 'em. Common sense, you say? Sure, but here's our twist: Keep shooting them, until they die.

Go get 'em, tiger.