It goes that a long time ago, there were 2 Santas...
One of 'em wore white, and the other one wore black.
The white Santa gave presents to good kids.
And the black Santa played tricks on bad kids.
They went on like that for a while and eventually the black Santa's tricks started to get worse and worse.
Pretty soon, the white Santa couldn't stand it anymore...
And he stabbed the black Santa to death.
And that's why, these days, his clothes are red.
You could say that red is all that's left of the black Santa.
I wonder...which Santa I am.
The white Santa or the black Santa...
999 was so awesome.