Symbiote Studios is producing two different 8" vinyls of beefy hero Super Meat Boy. Both the "Normal Meat Boy" and the tenderized "Beat Up Meat Boy" are available now for pre-order, cost $40, have a limited run of 250 copies apiece and will make their way home to you next April.

Both editions of the vinyl have movable arms and come in a box designed by Team Meat. Why is it going to take until next April for the dolls to ship? Because every one of the "Beat Up Meat Boys" has to be abused by hand. Sad, we know. Still adorable.